A lot of things are happening differently. So many, in fact, that it is beginning to make me wonder if all that I thought to be true for as long as I can remember could, in fact, be the opposite of true. (Would that be untrue or false or both?). Very disturbing. Consider this: when a person gets back from vacation, they experience what is known as a vacation hangover, where they take some time to adjust to life as usual. Guess what- not true! Also, it has been one of my cardinal beliefs that nothing good ever happens on a Sunday, the last day of the weekend. Also not true. I am actually enjoying the day, and even looking forward to the coming week. Like I said, there is something seriously wrong with the world. No, not with me; there is never anything wrong with me.
I have started taking driving lessons from a friend and am having the time of my life. I can't say for sure, but I get the feeling, my friend may not be enjoying it quite as much. It might have been the crumpling up of my learner's permit in fear when I drove in the direction of oncoming traffic, or the expressionlessness at the end of 45 minutes of badly executed turns, but I get the feeling my friend may not be quite as enthusiastic about the thrill ride as I am. What can I say? Some people just don't have the thirst for adventure.
Speaking of adventures, I got married a little over a month ago and discovered that I really like it. Also, there is something to be said for the founders of the institution of marriage. Whoever you people were, may your souls rest in peace. "I'm married" is quickly becoming my favourite excuse- it is just so versatile. In the coming months, you can look forward to a full discourse on the variety of situations and social gatherings where it can be used, and the things (inanimate or otherwise) it can help you avoid.
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